Foodcrush: Your Goddess Serves You
Hey, you little filthy dog! Do you ever dream of being used as a garbage disposal by your one true goddess? Your goddess was so generous, she prepared you a very tasty meal. I made it for you with great effort, you lowly creature. Now you, you miserable dog, can lick everything clean and enjoy licking my boots clean. Believe me, my meal plan for you, including the method of preparation, will always thrill you anew. It's wonderful to watch you, a loser of a dog, crawl before my divine feet, to lick everything from the ground clean. Who knows what other delicious things will come your way?
