Pizza Instead of Sex – Or Preferably Both?
When my stomach growled and the intense craving for pizza became unbearable, I ordered one. But when the delivery person stood at the door, a nasty surprise awaited: He didn't have any change! What now? I couldn't give up my pizza. So I made him a special offer: The pizza for free, but in return, he had to really drill me. And when he asked if I had a condom, I just grinned: “Just shove it in raw, I want to feel all of your load!”
