Personal Chat: Your Tiny Dick Has Reached the Boardroom!
I really don't have a second to spare for this kind of thing! But unfortunately, your pictures were shown to me, and I mean it unfortunately! Every one of your colleagues has seen your tiny cock, and now we have to figure something out! As your boss, I of course already have an idea. I've never seen anything like this in my life, so we definitely need to delve deeper into it!