Bockwurst vs. Krakauer: My Ass Craves Sausage!
Sometimes I stumble across the craziest questions and comments on forums. Instead of overthinking, I'm more pragmatic: I just try it out! That's exactly what I did this time. The thick bockwurst from the fridge should do the trick and slide deep into my rosette. But the casing was too soft and gave way. So I had to go with the ham Krakauer – thinner but firmer and perfect for my ass. Now my booty smells like sausage and is soaked in my love juice. Want to lick it and enjoy my sausage dip?
