Your New Weekly Schedule for Obedient Money Pigs
From now on, your weekdays have new names, my darling. I know exactly how hard you worked to finance my luxurious lifestyle. As my sacrifice, you work overtime and might forget which day it is. That's why I created a practical new weekly schedule for you. So even the dumbest idiot among you knows when he has to work for me. As always, my loyal money pig!