Groan, My Little Piggy!
Fresh back from a luxurious weekend getaway – of course fully funded by my loyal patrons! It’s an unparalleled privilege for you if I even grant you my attention. But the greatest honor is being ignored by the princess – and you know it well! While I chat with my friend, take selfies, relax, and enjoy this breathtaking view from my 5-star suite, you lie at my feet and worship me. My boots, legs, and nylons you’ll adore above all else on this earth! There’s only ME for you! Groan, my little piggy! Groan, groan, groan, and fund my next trip!
