Bend Over, My Money Slave!
Spontaneously, I landed in Berlin today, straight into a luxurious 5-star hotel. Sure, no smoking everywhere, but who cares! I'm savoring a cigarette while already planning my next spontaneous travel destinations. And you? You, my cashbitch, your job is to pay obediently for whatever I need! And if you're extra nice, you might even get to be my personal ashtray!
