Your Job Hangs by a Silken Thread, Whore!
You're always on time, my dear. But rest assured, the complaints about your lewd remarks have piled up, and now I must take consequences. We're a company that values social decorum highly. That's why I'm offering you an unconventional, yet fair chance to keep your job. If you don't shape up, our conversation will end quickly. Immediate dismissal would be the result. You definitely don't want that, do you?
