Your Tiny Dick Is Making Me Laugh!
Your so-called cock is really making me cry – so pitiful! Suck this tiny piece for me and stare at your little dicklet. Tiny isn't the right word, micro-worm suits it much better! This isn't a cock, and you're not a man, just a joke! I'm laughing myself silly over your patheticness – you just have to hear the truth, you tiny-dicked loser!