Your Personal Facial Massage!
Here he is – the only ray of light in your otherwise dreary existence! A little relaxation for a loser who lives up to his name. While other guys fuck their wives when they come home from work, you instead sit under my table and stare at my feet in red socks. That's when I step in, you little loser, and give you a proper facial massage! At the end, you get my sock in your mouth, because nothing sensible ever comes out of it anyway!
