Your Little Dick Is Here for the Bill!
Did you really expect it to be any different? Haha, what a loser thought. Luckily, I'm here to lay the truth bare: Your little dick is only here for the bill. You have to compensate for the fact that you have absolutely nothing else to offer. Little dicks are born to be left out. That's always been the case, and it always will be. So pull out your credit card, you fuck-up!
