Creampie Instead of Breakfast: The Ultimate Morning Wood Test!
I was already awake before him when suddenly the question of all questions popped into my head: Is it actually true about the morning wood that supposedly every man has every day? I couldn't ignore this burning question and decided to start an experiment. At best, it would confirm my suspicions and I'd be greeted by something hard, which would finally settle the matter once and for all. What I didn't realize at that time, however, was that this experiment wouldn't leave any time for breakfast. Well, what can I say, it was definitely worth it - and certain morning activities are supposed to be quite healthy, hihihi
