When the Mailman Rings 3 Times
Then he delivers a package, and it doesn't always have to be rectangular—it can look damn hot too. At least my mailman delivers decent parcels! And he seems to take his job lightly, because why does he fuck me right in my driveway where all the neighbors can see? The old man three houses down also walked by pretty nervously. Did he hear me moan when the mailman really gave it to me good?
