Special Gas Discount: Fucking Instead of Gas!
Goodness, what's going on with gas prices?! Recently, something incredibly awkward happened to me at the gas station: I couldn't pay for my fill-up because I had the wrong card. Luckily, a young man approached me and kindly paid for my fill-up—but only for an extremely perverse, immoral offer! I was completely overwhelmed and just let him fuck me... It really doesn't get more embarrassing than that!