Peeing in the Car's Toilet
Everyone knows the feeling: You're driving a car and urgently need to pee. That's exactly how I felt on my way home from work today. Luckily, I always have my green toilet with me—so I could even relieve myself in the car. My totally shocked coworker got to watch what a piss queen I am, hold my piss, and make sure everything goes smoothly ;)
