Tiny Dick: You'll Never Get Pregnant!
You just can't seem to let it go, can you? You desperately need your daily dose of humiliation and truth from me. Well, today we're getting serious. No woman will ever let you fuck her. You're doomed to stay alone. Because women like me only let potent alphas fuck and impregnate them. While I mock you, I proudly present my round baby bump and confront you with the harsh reality. Are you ready for that? Or will you hide your tiny dick?