Stuck Hanging, You Loser!
Small, stupid vermin – you haven't developed at all and are completely stuck. Whether they forgot to cut your umbilical cord, you hung on mommy's tits for too long, or your swing was too close to the house wall – probably all of it applies! Mommy's tits will be the only ones you've ever seen, or been allowed to suck on, you failure. You've probably already worn her bras and
