HALLOWEEN – The Fool Stays Unfucked!
Finally a day when you don’t completely go off the rails! While everyone else dresses up and puts on makeup and goes door-to-door, you look the same as always: 365 days a year like Quasimodo—or maybe more like the Bellringer of Notre-Dame?! Either way, they could put you out in the fields to keep unwanted birds away! And with the ladies, it works too—they keep their distance! She can’t be, she is, and she will remain! You’ll masturbate again—of course, how I want it and I’ll give you orders to do it! Forever jerking off—you are and will remain the unfucked fool, remember that, LOSER!
