Fur Inspection Part 1: Interrogation in the Fur Bunker
Welcome to our “Fur Kingdom”! Here we indulge in the pleasure of fur and show fur smugglers where the hammer falls. I picked this candidate straight from baggage control—he had way too much fur with him. He claims it’s for “personal use.” Well, let’s take a closer look! If it really were for personal use, everything would have to be usable at the same time, right? To prove that, I wrap him in multiple layers of fur and tie him up tight. I stuff his loud mouth with a fur gag and let him sniff the fur intensively. I’ll get the truth out of him—I’ve got my methods
