My Louboutins Crush You, You Poor Worm!
As if I just plucked this poor little worm straight off the street—he looks so pitiful! And that's exactly why this silly little guy is now mercilessly humiliated and mocked! It's hilarious how penniless he is, that he can't even afford a clean T-shirt, since all his paycheck goes straight into my pockets! I'm already laughing my head off while typing this! How he moans beneath my expensive stilettos is simply delicious. And how I happily bore my sharp So-Kate heels into his body! How long will this wimp last?