YOU ARE MY MASTER!
As my submissive, you truly don't have it easy. So what? Be grateful you're even allowed in my stable! You have to clean my shoes and make sure I get everything I want! You're my willing servant, and I hate it when my servant makes mistakes! Sometimes I might just give you a look that'll make you blush, because you're so incompetent! I'm arrogant and mean, and I love being in charge! That you're just a lackey at the bottom of the food chain isn't my problem! Get used to it and be grateful!