No Gifts, Just Obedience!
I am the only true gift in your pitiful loser life, and you won’t experience any gift-giving this year! Instead, you’ll return or sell your Christmas presents—if you even get any. Because my insatiable desires for luxury and gifts are what matter most. And that’s your job: to provide me with the luxury I deserve. I’ll plant that—and much more—deep into your foolish mind
