Abandoning Your Marital Vagina

So, did your old lady leave you alone again? As soon as she's gone, you can finally enjoy your life and crawl to me. How many years have you been unhappily married, loser? Day after day, night after night, she's been taking advantage of you. Now a new chapter begins for your loser life. It's time to ditch your old lady, because I'm the only real woman in your otherwise pitifully pathetic existence. The only thing that satisfies you right now is jerking off. Your wife hasn't let you near her in ages. Who knows, maybe she's already banging someone else. You'll only get a pat on the back if I give you a dominating masturbation guide. It's time to let go and sign those divorce papers, you failure. After that, a new chapter begins, led by me, day after day. Because I know exactly what my loser needs. You need the hardness and strictness from my leading hand, and it's only going to get more intense. Face the facts! It's long overdue for a divorce, and I know you'll do anything for me! The only slippers you'll stand in from now on aren't your wife's, no, they're mine! Only here is it a sexy high heel loser! You know what to do, so get going!