Big Ass, Tiny Dick?
You brag about a massive cock, little pisser? I want to see that! Oh no, is that your penis? That's a joke! A micro-penis fits better with your tiny sausage. Shame on you! Such a big ass and you come out with such a tiny dick? Thin and half as big as a toothpick! Hilarious! And you sprayed? You're also a quick sprinter... what a pitiful combination! I can already picture the scenarios at the pool... how ridiculous you must look to yourself and how much laughter you earn from others!
