Your Loser Workout: Masturbate, Nothing Else!
It's time for another Loser Workout, I thought to myself! And here's exactly what's in store for you! Masturbate, masturbate, masturbate, and more masturbation! No second thoughts! Thinking isn't even your job! You're probably thinking, "Another task off my plate!" Yes, let me handle the thinking. You work like a puppet. Focus on what you can do and follow my instructions! Otherwise, just keep quiet and get to it! There aren't really that many things you need to remember. It'll even fit in your little sparrow brain!
