Pitiful Dick: Your Reality Check as a Fuck Failure
You're truly a pitiful victim of a fuck failure. But if that weren't enough, you also carry a laughably small dick between your legs. A thing that hardly deserves the name "dick." More like a bloated pussy. Congratulations, you've won the prize for the biggest loser of all, at the very bottom of the rankings. With such a pitiful piece, you'll have to work twice as hard as anyone else. Here's your reality check!
