Christmas Surprise: The Whip for My Girlfriend!
Finally, Christmas is here! My girlfriend is totally excited about what I'll get her. This year, I've thought of something truly special—not entirely selfless, of course. When I call out the surprise, she beams with joy, because suddenly, the Santa Claus stands in front of her. He has no gifts, but instead his enormous whip, which he then uses to discipline us alternately. This surprise really worked out well for me!
