Double Delight: Two Hard Rods for My Sexual Appetite
This year, I clearly wasn't being good enough... My gift, however, turned out completely differently! My nice neighbor had a special surprise in store for my eager mouth. As his wife was preparing Christmas dinner, he sent me a text: "Do you have a minute to come down to the basement?" Something big and stuffed was waiting for me there... Of course, that sounded like music to my ears! And the best part: I didn't just get one rod, but two in a double pack! Next year, I'll know better: Always be a bit naughty!
