Wet Spray on Your Feet!
You're sitting on the toilet again for ages. What are you doing there the whole time? Are you watching porn and jerking off or what's going on? Honestly, I don't give a damn, I really need to pee, and I need to do it NOW! To be honest, it doesn't even bother me; I'm just letting it flow. Oops, I think I've flooded the whole bathroom