Salary Increase? First, Show Me Your Big Boobs!
When I asked my boss for more money, he just said, "Sure, but first take out those big, juicy tits of yours!" So what did I do? Of course, I showed him my tits and gave him a good smack! But it didn't stop there... He slammed me across his office, and that without a condom, even though his wife's side job was doing the accounting down the hall, haha!
