Your Dick is Pathetically Small!
Oh you loser! We have to talk about the size of your thing today! You've been obsessed with this topic for ages, right? Lady Alice and I are going to clear up the average size for you, but we know you can't keep up with a tiny penis! Look... here's an alpha male's cock... it's hot, but what you have between your legs is just pathetic! Your loser's cock is useless to us and all other women! It might sound harsh, but accept reality already, you poor wimp! You are and will always be a small dick!
