Small Dick Humiliation: Your Dick is a Joke!
You should be grateful I'm even wasting my time on you. You're a nobody, a pathetic small-dick carrier with a micropenis that barely qualifies as a cock. Your thing is so puny and tiny that it's just pathetic and embarrassing. I can't do anything but laugh at you and diss you, because I wouldn't touch your dick with tweezers, let alone let it into my warm, wet pussy. It wouldn't do me any good anyway, since it's smaller than a tampon. You're unmanly, you're not masculine. You should let real men fuck you in the ass instead of harassing women with your disgusting micro-dick. And you know what's the worst part? While I'm tearing you apart here, it makes you incredibly horny. So now you have the short, one-time chance to cum during my countdown, and then I'll go back to hot, potent, big dicks, because
