Bubble Bath Dreams? Only in Your Dreams, Loser!
You want to bathe naked with me? Hahaha, keep dreaming, you joke of a man! Just the sight of you is laughable, and when you start playing with your tiny little dick, I can barely contain my laughter. I wouldn't touch you even with tweezers, let alone share my bathtub with you! But don't be sad, I'll still give you a