King Arthur and the Sword in the Stone
Arthur, his squire, and I were on the beach. We were waiting for a trading ship when something unusual caught our eye: A sword stuck fast in a stone! We'd heard in the village that no one had ever managed to pull it out. The legend says: Whoever pulls the sword from the stone will become king! And I tell you, this Arthur has what it takes to be king—especially when he takes me so hard!
