Revenge Act: Piss for the Prude Neighbor!
My neighbor is a real prude! He constantly complains about my loud music, the unmowed lawn, and my changing male visitors. Now he'll get what's coming to him! On Sundays, while he's at church, I sneak into his garden. There I let a steady stream of my stinking natural piss run right in front of his kitchen window! So, the old prig deserves it, doesn't he?
